| | Nick | Number of lines | When? | Number of Words | Last seen | Random quote |
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Mair |    101412 |     |    703602 | today | "wonder if I ever use right-ctrl" |
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| 2 |
sladen |    46839 |     |    391522 | today | "Macintosh mouse button emulation" |
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| 3 |
Helen |    43642 |     |    374022 | yesterday | "tv talking about tidy burglars who leave houses clean." |
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| 4 |
Riddell |    43071 |     |    333013 | today | "maybe they want to be left alone on their wedding night?" |
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| 5 |
nemo |    40135 |     |    285757 | today | "to email people? I think so" |
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| 6 |
Alex |    30517 |     |    251217 | 32 days ago | "Yeah, I noticed wiit was the same line." |
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| 7 |
ChrisH |   29721 |     |   187068 | 2 days ago | "d) scottish people rarely do anything of note" |
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| 8 |
thos |    24822 |     |    150604 | yesterday | "we discovered kent this weekend" |
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| 9 |
fran |    23480 |     |    154883 | 139 days ago | "Hogfather was well done, enjoyed it" |
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| 10 |
iDunno |   18982 |     |   144442 | 693 days ago | "nemo: and you can generate pdfs from latex :)" |
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| 11 |
Allan |  18841 |    |   133003 | 2 days ago | "They might as well go a piss on Putins mostach" |
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| 12 |
RobHu |    16716 |     |    116651 | 463 days ago | "Do I want the cloth pannier for my Brompton? I think I do." |
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| 13 |
Cat |   15606 |    |   72725 | 247 days ago | "i only found out myself a few days ago" |
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| 14 |
Michael |   14237 |     |   80064 | 288 days ago | "might have been a dream i had... weird" |
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| 15 |
Sebastian |    8632 |     |   53267 | 455 days ago | "fairly good guy, dont' mess with anyone etc" |
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| 16 |
chance |    8477 |     |    77134 | 128 days ago | "fairly boring.. but keeps things healthey." |
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| 17 |
SamBC |   8223 |     |   64439 | 360 days ago | "she's not going to be visiting Geneva any time soon" |
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| 18 |
adam |  7434 |     |   66387 | 115 days ago | "alex: it was only Riddell thinking that..." |
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| 19 |
Lynoure |   7205 |    |   60003 | 703 days ago | "Futons (real ones) are nice" |
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| 20 |
pippa |  4597 |    |  30942 | 457 days ago | "eh oh everybody" |
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| 21 |
JD |  4332 |     |  25903 | 628 days ago | "Michael: then you've met me" |
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| 22 |
daf |  4217 |     | 26223 | 830 days ago | "I have the pictures lying about somewhere" |
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| 23 |
Vivian |  4197 |    |  36614 | 22 days ago | "Yes - he hand has healed very well" |
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| 24 |
covbob |  4171 |     | 15154 | 40 days ago | "What's so good about it? :-)" |
| 25 |
Hereward |  3050 |     | 15847 | 18 days ago | "hello" |
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| 26 |
FunkyFossil |  2701 |    |  28712 | 68 days ago | "Al: sladen tried to help on saturday but still broken" |
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| 27 |
Ale | 2487 |    | 14574 | 321 days ago | "Evenin" |
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| 28 |
Krissy | 2459 |     | 15647 | 12 days ago | "so are half the human population of india" |
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| 29 |
aneflan | 1686 |     | 9558 | 111 days ago | "(i have allready studied one year)" |
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| 30 |
Tree | 1582 |    | 9236 | 173 days ago | "Yes, yes it is." |
| 31 |
Giz | 1459 |     | 8070 | 225 days ago | "just testing stuff out gotta go though take care" |
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| 32 |
Paul | 1366 |     | 11508 | 686 days ago | "unfortunetly, I am on a different machine now" |
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| 33 |
Lobster | 1145 |     | 7354 | 314 days ago | "ugh, yes, that was terrible" |
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| 34 |
Andrew | 1129 |     | 8816 | 441 days ago | "interesting, never tried doing that" |
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| 35 |
PeteV | 1058 |     | 6474 | 792 days ago | "no every time i go to town hand in hand with another man" |
| 36 |
mary | 992 |    | 6983 | 1610 days ago | "have you been before then?" |
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| 37 |
philip | 673 |    | 2620 | 560 days ago | ": /dev/hdd does not have any corresponding BIOS drive." |
| 38 |
jcm | 537 |    | 4780 | 633 days ago | "Riddell: I like Ubuntu, but they can keep their kernels :-)" |
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| 39 |
Phil | 487 |     | 2393 | 1325 days ago | "oooh" |
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| 40 |
Hannah | 486 |     | 3555 | 136 days ago | "do they make wostershire sauce in worcestershire?" |
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| 41 |
jenn | 459 |    | 5105 | 1182 days ago | "sladen: umm, I don't actually know" |
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| 42 |
daniel | 392 |     | 2341 | 423 days ago | "write even more" |
| 43 |
Arion | 376 |  | 3463 | 431 days ago | "it means imposter, fake, dummy" |
| 44 |
RogerB | 369 |    | 2751 | 173 days ago | "well, I go now. good to see you all! ciao" |
| 45 |
shib | 367 |     | 2442 | 92 days ago | "1)i want the new gtk through backporting from sid" |
| 46 |
sarah | 333 |   | 2166 | 1252 days ago | "knowing i am coming to lon etc" |
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| 47 |
Hugo | 305 |     | 1982 | 103 days ago | "hi mr sldden how are tricks" |
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| 48 |
PaulW | 296 |  | 3002 | 1206 days ago | "I almost always use external with laptop - unles son my lap" |
| 49 |
Alison | 275 |    | 2408 | 1447 days ago | "Could you give me a call? pretty urgent . . . thanks." |
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| 50 |
Ace | 254 |   | 1496 | 1172 days ago | "hi all" |
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Is Ale stupid or just asking too many questions? 29.0% lines contained a question!
mary didn't know that much either. 29.0% of his lines were questions.
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The loudest one was Ale, who yelled 37.2% of the time!
Another old yeller was Vivian, who shouted 24.3% of the time!
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It seems that philip's shift-key is hanging: 5.4% of the time he/she wrote UPPERCASE. For example, like this: <Philip> AND EATING JAFFA CAKES!!!!!
Sebastian just forgot to deactivate his Caps-Lock. He wrote UPPERCASE 1.5% of the time.
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Riddell is a very aggressive person. He attacked others 14 times. For example, like this: * Riddell slaps bytemark for breaking again
fran can't control her aggressions, either. She picked on others 12 times.
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Poor sladen, nobody likes him. He was attacked 15 times. For example, like this: * Michael slaps sladen hard
Allan seems to be unliked too. He got beaten 7 times.
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iDunno brings happiness to the world. 30.7% lines contained smiling faces. :)
PeteV isn't a sad person either, smiling 19.3% of the time.
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covbob seems to be sad at the moment: 3.8% lines contained sad faces. :(
jenn is also a sad person, crying 3.0% of the time.
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jenn wrote the longest lines, averaging 58.0 letters per line.
#quaker average was 38.2 letters per line. |
covbob wrote the shortest lines, averaging 17.9 characters per line.
philip was tight-lipped, too, averaging 19.5 characters. |
Mair spoke a total of 703602 words!
Mair's faithful follower, sladen, didn't speak so much: 391522 words.
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thnurg wrote an average of 21.38 words per line.
Channel average was 7.22 words per line.
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| | Nick |
Names Used |
| 1 |
Hereward (49 names) |
woody, H_film, H_awaaaay, H_elsewherey, H_choir, H_here_but_worki, Hereward, H_goooone, H_working, H_taxi, ... |
| 2 |
nemo (44 names) |
rain, evilnemobeast, nemonemo, nemuo, nemoo, shark, nemo_away, nyma, ntmo, nemo|food, ... |
| 3 |
Alex (34 names) |
alm, alex-o, alex-away, alex_opera, alex-realms, alex|yuki, |-B, alex|out, alex|home, alex, ... |
| 4 |
Allan (33 names) |
A, Al1, Al-chirpy, Al-getting-pisse, Al-Kubuntu, pusti-pustatta, B_G_Al, Al_2, Al-Mag, BigGayAl, ... |
| 5 |
Mair (31 names) |
fluffyflurble, explodedexploded, flurbless, flurbwomble, flurblebunny, flurbaa, flurble-wrestles, ^o^, flurble|muse, lurkflurb, ... |
| | Gender | Number of lines | Nick |
| 1 |
Male |
   351543 |
sladen (46839), Riddell (43071), nemo (40135), Alex (30517), ChrisH (29721), thos (24822), iDunno (18982), Allan (18841), RobHu (16716), Michael (14237), ... |
| 2 |
Female |
   203196 |
Mair (101412), Helen (43642), fran (23480), Cat (15606), Lynoure (7205), pippa (4597), Ale (2487), Krissy (2459), Hannah (486), jenn (459), ... |
| 3 |
Bot |
275 |
frieda (236), sioned (21), GeorgeFox (18) |
Jeeves wasn't very popular, getting kicked 3 times! For example, like this: *** Jeeves was kicked by Riddell (Riddell)
RobHu seemed to be hated too: 1 kicks were received.
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RobHu is either insane or just a fair op, kicking a total of 1 people!
RobHu's faithful follower, sladen, kicked about 1 people.
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sladen donated 21 ops in the channel...
jcm was also very polite: 4 ops from him.
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sladen is the channel sheriff with 22 deops.
Mair deoped 7 users.
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Mair always lets us know what she's doing: 8737 actions! For example, like this: * mair installs a flock of chinchillas in the corner of #quaker
Also, iDunno tells us what's up with 3396 actions.
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Mair talks to herself a lot. She wrote over 5 lines in a row 869 times!
Another lonely one was Helen, who managed to hit 421 times.
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| ChrisH couldn't decide whether to stay or go. 1770 joins during this reporting period! |
Sebmass has quite a potty mouth. 1.3% words were foul language. For example, like this: <Sebmass> great shit
CGI811 also makes sailors blush, 0.3% of the time.
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Total number of lines: 1084151.